SINCE THERE'S NO FAN FICTION I GUESS I'LL PUT IT HERE.

JANUARY 6TH 1940

WE WENT TO RAID GERMANY WHEN EVERYBODY STARTED ACTING RETARTED EXCEPT ME PVT.JOHNSON

I WAS SLACKING OFF IN A TENT WITH SOME MORE PRIVATES WHEN A RAY OF LIGHT BLINDED US AND EVERYONE ELSE AT THE CAMP AND THEN EVERYONE KEPT ACTING RETARTED!

LIKE THERE WAS THIS ONE PART AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT


WE WERE SNEAKING IN TO A P.O.W CAMP TO RESCUE CAPTURED CORPORALS WHEN JACKSON STARTED MAKING ARMPIT FARTS AND MACKIE RAN AROUND AND HIS HAND WAS IN HIS PANTS AND I WAS LIKE HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?! THEN MACKIE GOT SHOT AND I WENT CRAP TAKE COVER THEN JACKSON PICKED UP KENNY AND USED HIM AS A SHIELD AND I SAID DARN I MEANT A WALL NOT EACH OTHER!! BUT KENNY WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I SAID OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY AND RUDY SAID YOU RETARDS!!! RUDY THEN RAN OUT AND STARTED GIDDYING UP AND SAYING LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY I'M A HORSEY AND HE GOT SHOT THEN I WENT JOHN RAMBO AND KILLED ALL THE GUARDS BEFORE ANY MORE TEAMMATES DIED! I WENT BACK TO CAMP AND TOLD THE SERGEANT THAT EVERYONE WAS RETARTED BUT HE WAS BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE GENERALS FACE AND THE GENERAL WAS EATING THE BUBBLES AND NEITHER OF THEM HAD THEIR SHIRTS ON!!!! AND I WAS LIKE ........................................................................DUDES......................................WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!?!!!!??

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